currently uber driver plays romantic music and hums softly to himself food #2: open the pantry then go peak inside the fridge open the pantry pedicure hey, I see that look when’s last time you wore shorts? yeah, didn’t think so ugh i don’t need to see your miami snap story wait, what … Continue reading
As I watched Kanye West’s inspiring American Idol audition, tears streamed down my face as he oozed humility and delivered one of the most beautiful variations of “Gold Digger” I had ever heard. His voice was like that of a cherub who had just received the gift of song as he delivered brilliantly crafted lines … Continue reading
So, it’s 2016. You’ve like, totally made a comprehensive New Year’s Resolution list that you posted in three of your GroupMe’s, and now you’re ready to get shit done! After spending the last week binge drinking and eating (it doesn’t count because it’s the holidays…and it’s obv still the holidays until you get home from … Continue reading
