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Five Haikus Because Winter Break Rocks!!!


uber driver plays

romantic music and hums

softly to himself

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food #2:

open the pantry

then go peak inside the fridge 

open the pantry 

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hey, I see that look

when’s last time you wore shorts?

yeah, didn’t think so 

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i don’t need to see

your miami snap story

wait, what day is it?

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remember hitclips

second graders with iphones

tamagotchi friends

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