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#TBT: Five Haikus Because Middle School ROCKED!!!

good morning

i pledge allegiance

to abercrombie and fitch

sorry, i mean god

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i know you like me

you shot me up with your lead

pencil with bite marks

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heeeeeyyyyy wuts^ haha

nm jc hmwk sux

lawl who do u lykeeeee????

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see the foursquare queen?

heard that she wears training bras

let’s spit in her milk

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too many lives lost

at the hands of hide and seek

“try finding me here!!!”

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